Isn't that the first step to recovery? To admit that you have a problem? Yes, I admit it that I am addicted to this white, powdery substance:
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I draw the line at sniffing this up my nose. Although I will have powdered sugar all over my nose once I'm done stuffing it in my mouth. Then I find myself in a lethargic stupor for the next few hours while this narcotic is working it's way through my system.
I am wanting to lose weight, not only for health reasons, but because I want to fit in my capris from last summer. I really need to get a grip. I wonder if Hostess will pay for my stint in rehab?
If you will excuse me, I need to go eat my breakfast....